Dyck is the station manager and has an on air shift of his own. He loves radio and his station. It can be crazy around here, but he manages to hold it together with his self-medicating ways.
Worst nickname ever. The definite leader of the Tony & Alex show. He is the brains of the team. Which is not saying much.
Alex is one half the Tony and Alex show. Alex is Rosencrantz to Tony's Guildenstern.
Although Jackie has been here for 3 years, everyone still thinks of her as the new kid. It is very frustrating for her, but where else is she gonna go? Having Static Air on your resume does not make moving to a new station easy.
It is I, it is me, Jimmy......the Hipster. Jimmy is all things hipster. From his clothes to his indie rock bands. There is not an indie artist that he is not aware of. One of the only ones at Static Air that can truly say he loves his job even if his hiring was pure luck.
Awkward Alan is one unto his own. Great on air talent. Never misses a beat or a line. Oh wait... who were we talking about again?
JOCKS
Every great radio station has its fun and exciting on air staff.
Static Air is no exception. Static Air has scoured the globe to find the best talent that we could afford. So this is it.
We're sorry.
Pat has no idea what she's signed up for, and has more than a few reasons to be wary, but the bills need paying so she hasn't gone running for the hills just yet. Besides, the insanity makes her workplace - um - interesting, which has got to better than a boring workplace... She hopes.
The gruesome twosome, the best at selling air. They will beg, steal, and flirt their way to get your spot on-air. They can be difficult to work with but a necessary nuisance. The station doesn't have the people skills or the common sense to deal with the advertisers directly.
She is 35 - 40 Very business savvy, intelligent, She treats everyone around her like they are beneath her. Her staff are terrified of her, she will do anything and not let anything get in her way from getting to the top.
Steve is the one who makes everything run. We don't really know what he does, but whatever it is, he seems to know how to do it. Steve has his own ideas of how radio should run and makes it happen more times than not without anyone ever knowing.
THE REST OF THE TEAM
No radio station can run well without a great team backing it.
These are the rest of the players. They make sure everything is up and running smoothly. Mostly. Sometimes. Occasionally. Ok, what do you want from me? I'm trying to balance setting up a web page to showcase our staff and keep my integrity as a writer. It's pretty hard with this bunch. I mean, Brenda almost killed me yesterday. Literally! Steve I think is probably immune to electric shocks by now. Just look at the pictures. No one goes on the Internet to read anyways.....